MeatCat' sExcellent Agenda
This is MeatCat's Excellent Agenda
, the best server you've never been on. Up until now, your life has had no meaning and I'm surprised you've gotten this far without killing yourself by now. This is a semi-serious DarkRP, so don't get all butt hurt when people don't recite the rules. This is a DarkRP server, however the priority is for everyone to have fun. In fact, I don't care if everyone is breaking all of the rules as long as everyone currently in the server is having a blast. With that being said, read the rules below. If you're an experienced RP'er, at least read the special server information below the rules.
Server Owners (Usually names)
- "MeatCat" (STEAM_0:0:22043291) - Thanks MeatCat! Powers: Master of time and space.
- "The Opponent" (STEAM_0:1:18852562) - Does all the hard work behind the scenes. Give him your thanks whenever you can. Powers: Unstoppable rage transforms his body.
- "Sacball" (STEAM_0:0:72889469) - Invokes happy times on the server. Powers: Gravity bends to his will.
- Know and obey the basics of DarkRP.
- Don't RDM (Random Death Match): Attacking others without regards to proper roleplay.
- Obey NLR (New Life Rule): If you die due to proper roleplay, memories of your past life are gone.
- Obey job rules listed in each jobs' description in the F4 menu.
- None of these apply in the Flatgrass.
- Don't abuse props.
- Spamming - excessively spawning props
- Blocking - using props to completely deny access to areas of the map (blocking spawn will result in perma. ban, few to no exceptions)
- Killing - using props to attack other players
- Surfing - using props to push yourself to other areas
- Climbing - climbing on props to access areas
- Don't abuse doors and fading doors.
- Spam - constantly using a door (+use) or fading door while someone else is, so as to prevent the door from opening/closing
- Combat - using fading doors as a shield, only opening it to provide opportunity for you to attack
- Excess - having too many doors in an entrance, making it very hard to enter
- Obey the admins always, even if they disregard the rules or roleplay.
- Attempting or threatening to lag/crash the server will result in perma. ban.
- Pornography rules (in tribute to our first server, 3D Porn).
- The following are banned - furries(along with other mythical creatures), gore, children, elderly people, scat, homosexual males, futanari, and ill people.
- Remove your porn if other players, even one, isn't comfortable with it.
- Porn is only allowed in an admin designated "Porn Wall" in the case of rule 6b.
- Don't use racism or sexism if it bothers a majority of the players currently online.
- Player Appearance Customizer (PAC) Rules - PAC is a very generous privilege that is easy to abuse. Be responsible or you'll be severely punished.
- Don't change the size of your player model more than 20% (80-120% is acceptable)
- Don't have excessive amounts of props that'll lag the server
- Don't be larger than 2x your original size on the x and y-axis, and 1.5x on the z-axis.
- Don't change your model.
- Don't change your transparency (alpha).
- I've decided to condense the rules this time instead of giving you a book of very specific rules. Don't piss off the admins with loop holes, not using common sense,
and being unreasonable; that is, unless you want a rule book.
- Have fun :). Or you'll be banned.
Special Server Information
- No contribution to the server will go unrewarded. Even something as small as a good suggestion, a bug report, or even a typo.
- Players can vote kick troublemakers by typing "!ulx votekick <player> <reason>" in chat.
- If there is someone disrupting peace on the server (i.e. spawn blockers or mass rdm'ers), help is needed immediately, and there are no admins online,
send a message to MeatCat on Steam.
- The Opponent likes penis.
- My email is [email protected] for anything regarding the server. Seriously, anything.
- Sometimes we hold an event called "Silly Sunday" were we play on a map, obviously not meant for DarkRP, for a few hours.
- Sacball is a faggot.
- The priority of the objectives of this server is as follows - 1) Appease MeatCat, 2) Fun, 3) Rules and Roleplay
- Admin is $10 monthly, moderator is $5. Ask MeatCat or The Opponent for more details.
- MeatCat does not like penis and is not a faggot.